mycroftssgoldfish:

the-mountains-are-calling:

ryanpanos:

Frozen Venice | Robert Jahns | Via

O MY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS.  THINK OF ALL THE HOCKEY THAT COULD BE HAD.

I found a Canadian

jesus christ we’re going out to nandos then out on the town tonight for a friend’s birthday
and apparently decided we’re all going out super smart and the lads are coordinating their clothes so that they’re all wearing white shirts and nice blazers and braces / ties and the birthday boy wears a black shirt

so much effort i’m laughing

A limerick:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn:

FRANS ROUBAUD

anotheranonymoussoul:

The fall of Icarus by René Milot

Bold the ones you’ve done (don’t judge)

  • 1. had sex
  • 2. bought condoms
  • 3. gotten pregnant
  • 4. failed a class
  • 5. kissed a boy
  • 6. kissed a girl
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
  • 8. had a job
  • 9. missed the school bus
  • 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet
  • 13. sexted
  • 14. had sex in public
  • 15. played on a sports team
  • 16. smoked weed
  • 17. smoked cigarettes
  • 18. smoked a cigar
  • 19. drank alcohol
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
  • 21. been overweight
  • 22. been underweight
  • 23. had an eating disorder
  • 24. been to a wedding
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
  • 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
  • 28. been late for work
  • 29. been late for school
  • 30. kissed someone in the rain
  • 31. showered with someone else
  • 32. failed my drivers test
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
  • 34. been outside my home country
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
  • 36. gotten my heart broken
  • 37. had a credit card
  • 38. been to a professional sports game
  • 49. broken a bone
  • 40. been unhappy about your weight
  • 41. won a trophy
  • 42. cut myself
  • 43. had an STD
  • 44. got engaged
  • 45. been on a diet
  • 46. tried out to be on a tv show
  • 47. rode in a taxi
  • 48. been to prom
  • 49. played in a drinking game
  • 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
  • 51. been to a concert
  • 52. had a three-some
  • 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
  • 54. been in a car accident
  • 55. had braces
  • 56. learned another language
  • 57. killed a bug
  • 58. been at a yard sale
  • 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
  • 60. wore make up
  • 61. talked to someone via webcam
  • 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
  • 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
  • 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
  • 65. snuck out of the house
  • 66. bought porn
  • 67. had a virus on my computer
  • 68. had oral sex
  • 69. dyed my hair
  • 71. graduated from college
  • 72. wore someone else’s clothes
  • 73. voted in an election
  • 74. rode in an ambulance
  • 75. rode in a helicopter
  • 76. caught the stove on fire
  • 77. got in a verbal fight
  • 78. been on vacation
  • 79. been in an airplane
  • 80. been on a boat
  • 81. had surgery.
  • 82. kissed someone before I was 14.
  • 83. beat a video game
  • 84. found something valuable on the ground
  • 85. made a survey
  • 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
  • 87. prank called someone
  • 88. been to a library outside of school
  • 89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
  • 90. cut your hair and hated it
  • 91. peed outside
  • 92. went fishing
  • 93. helped with charity
  • 94. taken a pregnancy test.
  • 95. been rejected by a crush
  • 96. been suspended from school
  • 97. broken a mirror
  • 98. faked sick from school
  • 99. owned a pet
  • 100. been to six flags

Italian Girl with Flowers - Joaquin Sorolla y Bastida

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eriklennsherr:

the british welfare minister literally said that disabled people aren’t worth the minimum wage and despite calls for him to lose his position, david cameron has decided not to fire him. please destroy this government.

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